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Rabid Flowers

by Music For Deaf People

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1.
Ugly Duckling 05:52
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White Porcelain doll Brown hair in the wind Trying to rid me of you You were always number two Sometimes my stress lasts for days I sit in awe over your gaze I want to go (I wanna go, I wanna go) I want to go (I wanna go, I wanna go) Get out of my body I don't want you, don't want you Eating my soul Evacuate my insides I don't need you, don't need you Eating my soul Inside the pink hospital Idealism Life is beginning Pragmatism Go for a swim, dropped off at the pool Take the plunge, let it begin I want to go (I wanna go, I wanna go) I want to go (I wanna go, I wanna go) Get out of my body I don't want you, don't want you Eating my soul Evacuate my insides I don't need you, don't need you Eating my soul
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Yarn Eye 03:00
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Once upon a time There was a man named Yarn Eye He lived inside a sheltered home He stared into the liquid screen and waste his life away Till a man with a dream and a Dick in his name changed his life one day The man took a yarn to the eye today and threw his life away There's alot of flies in this room and a spider on the floor in his bedroom Yarn Eye, Yarn Eye Yarn Eye, Yarn Eye (Yarn eye yarn eye) Yarn Eye, Yarn Eye Yarn Eye, Yarn Eye (Yarn eye yarn eye) Sitting on his throne He felt cold and alone A man named Dick appeared And drove Yarn Eye to tears Like the hammer of a God smashing down He brought upon a smile and a frown From then his soul was torn And Yarn Eye was born Donkey Kong has reached his ultimate stage and it kept Yarn Eye awake With the Donkey Kong's powers and the Yarn Eye and the bunk bed in the bedroom and the Taco fettuccine and zucchini and burrito with the Dick name and the fury of the fisting telling Fathers how he threw his life away (Three little Yarn Eyes jumping on a bed. I threw yarn right at his...) Yarn Eye, Yarn Eye Yarn Eye, Yarn Eye (Yarn eye yarn eye) Yarn Eye, Yarn Eye Yarn Eye, Yarn Eye (Yarn eye yarn eye) YARN EYE YARN EYE YARN EYE YARN EYE YARN EYE YARN EYE YARN EYE YARN EYE
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Nevermind 04:22
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The winter frost outside can turn us all But that's okay 'cause I don't need to mind summer or fall I look into your eyes And see the memories that hide behind Each ocean wave The ones of us upon the beach That I nevermind A summer filled with happy endings, The kind you find in fairy tales The ones that leave you smiling after The kind that can't be real Magazines with pictures of the sky The sun it shone so bright The day we ran, just you and I Towards the ocean waves Lullabies were painted in our minds Soothe away our pride Our friends would laugh and sing songs of life That I nevermind A summer filled with happy endings, The kind you find in fairy tales The ones that leave you smiling after The kind that can't be real I know that somewhere in our minds We can always find Something we don't mind Nevermind what is in your mind Or your mind will never find you Nevermind.
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I Was a Teenage Velociraptor 03:34
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I can't get off But I get by I can't wear socks But I get by I have trouble seeing green But I get high I get high, I get high, I get high Mom and Dad Are really mean But I get by I get by, I get by, I get by I was a teenage velociraptor Living in a primordial time I was a teenage velociraptor Bullied by dinosaurs bigger than I I can't write tunes But I get by I play guitar But don't get laid I don't get laid But I get off I can't get off But I get by, I get by, I get by I was a teenage velociraptor Living in a primordial time I was a teenage velociraptor Bullied by dinosaurs bigger than I
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Call Me (When Your Treehouse is Up and Running) 05:07
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The trees return to green I go outside I walk along the sidewalk It glimmers in the sunlight The runoff from the winter The red fence painted green Separates the yards I wanna see your pretty face but Short is much too far Help me to see The short side of the Red fence painted green The red fence painted green Call me when your treehouse is up and running Your garage can only last for so long Doo doo dodoo doo doo dodoo do Call me when your pool's open in the springtime Flying underwater Doo doo dodoo doo doo dodoo do The warm summer breeze Slowly fills our lungs We quickly feel at ease Nothing can go wrong Hurry back to me Your treehouse is on fire Im crying for you It was my sole desire Help me to see The short side of the Red fence painted green The red fence painted green Call me when your treehouse is up and running Your garage can only last for so long Doo doo dodoo doo doo dodoo do Call me when your pool's open in the springtime Flying underwater Doo doo dodoo doo doo dodoo do
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Kibbles N' Bits 02:25
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Dinosaur testicles Like fuck the cat's pajamas We're all just grains of sand Like if life didn't give us Tony the Tiger we wouldn't have the Holocaust Conquer the alps and sodomize Einstein's brain I can't believe in a source that's fabricated in horse semen If Dr. Seuss can wear cool hats, why can't I get out of this maze? When you get to the doors, Tell them Mr. Krinkle told you The snake's pajamas are warm They'll lead you to the next room You'll see an entrance door and a nice piece of ass Slit your own wrists and carve Dumbledore on the glass I can't believe in a source that's fabricated in horse semen If Dr. Seuss can wear cool hats, why can't I get out of this maze? My toothfloss is worthless because my feet don't need cleaning We're so polluted in this intoxicated conformist decade of life
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Old Man 03:53
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You don't get any head at all With your dusty old man balls Your head in the socket But you can't get off at all There's a chick down on your balls Your dusty old man balls Shes suckin' on your dong But you can't get off at all Sexy's just another word for illiterate Sexy's just another word for old man balls Sexy's just another word for illiterate Sexy's just another word for old man balls Been shooting blanks for years Can't get off no more Radiation killed your sperm And now you hire whores To try and get you off But you can't get off at all Can't get off no more because of dusty old man balls Dusty old man balls. Dusty old man balls Dusty old man balls. Dusty old man balls Morning wood won't work For your dusty old man balls Viagra or Cialis But you can't get off at all There's a chick down on your balls Your dusty old man balls She's tuggin' on your dong But you can't get off at all Sexy's just another word for illiterate Sexy's just another word for old man balls Sexy's just another word for illiterate Sexy's just another word for old man balls Been shooting blanks for years Can't get off no more Radiation killed your sperm And now you hire whores To try and get you off But you can't get off at all Can't get off no more because of dusty old man balls Dusty old man balls. Dusty old man balls Dusty old man balls. Dusty old man balls
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Gameplan 03:43
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Ten Four, but hold on one second. Your man's in the kitchen cookin' up some skitzo I'm in my beat lab cooking deaf people I'm like a rock but your man is feeble Yarn eye's in the other room cooking up some art Pull my eleventh finger I think I gotta fart. Multiplying's easy so is eating cheezies Especially if you're sleazy Would you like a freezie? I'm doing addition just for you Here's a bunk bed made for two Hey yo Captain whats the gameplan Better not say that she's got another man If he stays I'm shakin' his hand Sinking my U-boat under her mainland How does it feel to be trapped in the garage When the treehouse is swimming in broads You say your man's tough as an ox, all I see is a toolbox Me and AP picked up some swag socks, our shaggin' wagon it has no shocks Then one day I bet AP could play gameplan with blondie He commentated the whole sport, I took my snack wrap with no tort Back to my house of one, to the music room for some fun. Hey yo Captain whats the gameplan Better not say that she's got another man If he stays I'm shakin' his hand Sinking my U-boat under her mainland Then me and AP Then me and DG Decided that we wanna Learn about the number 3 Cuz two plus 1 Equals sexy A peace offering of illicit things Prepare for us to be your kings Stand on top of a tall mountain Want a jacket? Here's a fountain. Hey yo Captain whats the gameplan Better not say that she's got another man If he stays I'm shakin' his hand Sinking my U-boat under her mainland Oh, scurvy ain't for the likes of me Yohoho and a bottle of rum
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Matters of Love 03:38
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My love so dearest, my heart so pure The water flows, this water flows It has to just be the most magical thing ever The most magical thing I've ever seen Under a blanket of flies you see More magic for you, more magic for me Under a blanket of flies you see Lay your head on the grass May your worries pass Let the water you see Flow over you and me My love is mountains My love is plains My love knows all your pains The most magical thing I've ever seen Under a blanket of flies, obscene More magic for you, more magic for me Under a blanket of flies you see
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Beneath The Love Bridge 03:16
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A pipedream of time warped at chaos Arrives through this Seen through my eyes with your mind Look inside Cross the sea where we live Things we search, I don't know Switchblades made of darkness Wallpaper of skin Mind's eye, visualize, See from within The day has died, abyss In my room filled with empty spaces left to live A life of living on the limb of none to give Pennies picked by the richest men who bleed no good luck A being of no colour and of no signs left of love Cross the bridge, where she lies Hold thy loved ones close before they die The day has died, its all abyss again.
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Trees of Knowledge 02:16
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Trees lead through this across the bridge To where find, not a golden, The branch fell to the ground we call home The knowledge flows as an angel cries Bury me under a blanket of flies
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Rabid Flowers 04:57
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Once I rode the dragon then he got his friend And they both rode me Rabid flowers took over my brain eating what was left Now less the man I used to be Attention restaurant customers, testicles that is all Open your eyes to the public mind and see Seven, nine, seven, nine, Where is the time? Where is thy sign? You're all becoming rabid flowers to me It's a long way home I'd fight the kraken just for you AIDS killed my bulbasaur now I'm just a dinosaur Eating rabid flowers from the palm of your hand A shit full of cows out your cat's left nostril This should be interesting Meep meep ! Poop! I remember when my cat pooped Meep meep went everywhere Defeating a sandwich Only makes it tastier Dirty bit It's a long way home I'd fight the kraken just for you AIDS killed my bulbasaur now I'm just a dinosaur Eating rabid flowers from the palm of your hand
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Airplanes I 04:07
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Why do you leave us here all alone? Wondering how we arrived there far from home They came and went, you saw you lost Freedom now but at what cost? Gone from us for now but not for good Fate tearing us apart, feels I'm back to the start I promise you I'd smile if I could Fall behind don't fall in love Missing them is not our plea Your fate rests with the stars above Repeating this conspiracy Long lost treasures never found Buried in the underground Sing this song and choose free will All our treasures that we've found Must depart from us for now Will they return the same as we recall? What are we doing here all alone? Sadness, shed hopeful tears on our own. Getting through this won't be hard Once I have you in my arms All our troubles will be washed away Fate was tearing us apart Brought us together at the start Now you're here forever will you stay? Fall behind we fell in love With those who flew across the sea Protect those we are dreaming of If its true just set them free Long lost treasures never found Buried in the underground Sing this song and choose free will All our treasures that we've found Must depart from us for now Will they return the same as we recall?
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Airplanes II 06:26
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Long lost treasures never found I buried that bitch in the underground She's still dead just as I recall The black tar filled its lungs Drove me far from home But I'm still alive The dragon has been slayed Aided by the utilization Of my mighty blade The dragon has been slayed I am chained no more The airplanes fly again Into the night they soar Shut the garage down The treehouse is in flames The pool has been opened It's summer once again Once there was a dragon and it terrorized the villagers The princess was in danger till St. George came to rescue her He rode his mighty steed to the valley where the dragon lived The beast it looked so fierce but St. George was determined He stabbed the dragon with his spear but its vicious scales were much too tough He lunged at the great beast again but all his strength was not enough Finally he struck the beast and sliced it with his mighty blade The dragon's blood spilled everywhere, the wicked demon had been slayed Leave the cave empty handed Find I've missed what we demanded The long journey back sends me reeling And later find what you're concealing I told that bitch come back to me She could even fuck for free But she just wouldn't have any And now I want the deep blue sea All the drugs inside of me But the numbness wouldn't let me be Our demons fill the happy tree And turn our faces sad with glee I'm homeless let me be Just 'cause I am from the street Toss a dime or a penny Or a swag two or three In a pod like a bunch of peas Washington with a cherry tree I love wood and D.C. Shoes that is, fuck presidency Jokes love this swag country Its so phat and THC Why's it burn when I pee? Must be all the STDs Why was 6 afraid of 17? He fucked him in the butthole tree Thats whats rhymes I make for free Want quality? Try paying me A gypsy said I had herpes I said nope that's not for me Look out boss, here's my cock Gobble gobble swallow bitch We're all teenage velociraptors Living in a primordial time We're all teenage velociraptors Trying to slay dragons of a different kind

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This album follows a consistent theme. Life. Super indie, we know.

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released February 14, 2013

Andrew Phillips: Drums, Guitar, Backing Vocals, Gang Vocals
Devin Gourley: Bass, Guitar, Lead Vocals, Gang Vocals
Chancelor Maracle: Gang Vocals, Backing Vocals, Live Bass
Richard Hennigar: Gang Vocals, Backing Vocals
Rory "Yarn Eye" LeSage: Album Artwork, "Three Little Yarn Eyes" On "Yarn Eye"

Songs written by Devin Gourley & Andrew Phillips Except: Ugly Duckling, Matters of Love, Beneath The Love Bridge & Trees of Knowledge, written by Devin Gourley, Andrew Phillips & Chancelor Maracle, Nevermind, Rabid Flowers & Airplanes I written by Devin Gourley, Lyrical inspiration & Co-writing for Kibbles N' Bits & Old Man by Kayne Calder

Produced by Devin Gourley and Andrew Phillips
Engineered by Devin Gourley
Mixed by Devin Gourley and Andrew Phillips

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